Personal Heck
Okay, so why is it that I seem to be one of the few people on the planet, that when I'm rounding a corner in a building, to be fully cognizant and actually expecting that someone else might be coming from the other direction?
I always take a corner just as you might if you were driving a car, giving room if there is another person coming in the opposite direction.
Yet I'm contantly making a right turn at a corner, and running into someone who is taking a left turn corner, but so sharply as to give you no room to pass. And they are always completely shocked to be running into someone.
And yet....and this is the kicker.......I'M ALWAYS THE ONE WHO APOLOGIZES.....while they almost always say nothing, as if to say, "your darn right your sorry, you better beg my pardon...."
Even though they are the ones who are actually in the wrong and walking about as if they are the last human on the planet.
And also, why is it that people have an odd fascination with entering through the wrong door of a double door entrance/exit? You are supposed to use the door on the right whether you are entering or exiting. Yet I'm constantly walking behind someone coming up to a building, and for no reason at all they choose the left door. Or sometimes I'm exiting a building and am being run into someone entering choosing the left door, so I again have to exuse myself for the rudeness of being in their way, since I was foolishly trying to exit through the right door.
Fine, I give up. You win. I will no longer walk amongst you people. From now on I will only travel by Rickshaw pulled by beautiful asian whores.
You people got your way, I hope you're happy.
I always take a corner just as you might if you were driving a car, giving room if there is another person coming in the opposite direction.
Yet I'm contantly making a right turn at a corner, and running into someone who is taking a left turn corner, but so sharply as to give you no room to pass. And they are always completely shocked to be running into someone.
And yet....and this is the kicker.......I'M ALWAYS THE ONE WHO APOLOGIZES.....while they almost always say nothing, as if to say, "your darn right your sorry, you better beg my pardon...."
Even though they are the ones who are actually in the wrong and walking about as if they are the last human on the planet.
And also, why is it that people have an odd fascination with entering through the wrong door of a double door entrance/exit? You are supposed to use the door on the right whether you are entering or exiting. Yet I'm constantly walking behind someone coming up to a building, and for no reason at all they choose the left door. Or sometimes I'm exiting a building and am being run into someone entering choosing the left door, so I again have to exuse myself for the rudeness of being in their way, since I was foolishly trying to exit through the right door.
Fine, I give up. You win. I will no longer walk amongst you people. From now on I will only travel by Rickshaw pulled by beautiful asian whores.
You people got your way, I hope you're happy.
posted by DeNirogator at
8:50 AM
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