Drunken blog
This is my first ever drunken blog. Let's see what I write about.....
I got home a little bit ago and I'm kinda loopy. But look, my spelling and grammar is still impeccable!!! Did I spell that word okay? If I didn't, I wouldn't have known how to spell it sober either so who cares....
I almost pulled off the upset of the night in the pool tournament. I came within a shot of knocking all my balls in, and I was totally drunk while doing it! And I've only played a handful of times in my life.
Okay, now, for this part of my blog, I'm going to tell you all exactly what I think of the following people....
dvdguy: big stupid asshead.
pickles: freakin' too many of you eskimos taking our jobs
dotcom: doesnt get drunk after 6 or more drinks of wine, I'm impressed.
anna: I have no idea, I think the same of you drunk as I do sober
Okay, moving on.......what else should drunk Chad post about?
Hmmmmmm, I like conversation hearts. But I never read the comments. I bet most people do, but I just look at the flavor and then munch away. I used to look at the comments when I was a little kid, but no more. Just gets in the way of me munchin.
Okay, why don't I end this post before it gets out of hand.....
I got home a little bit ago and I'm kinda loopy. But look, my spelling and grammar is still impeccable!!! Did I spell that word okay? If I didn't, I wouldn't have known how to spell it sober either so who cares....
I almost pulled off the upset of the night in the pool tournament. I came within a shot of knocking all my balls in, and I was totally drunk while doing it! And I've only played a handful of times in my life.
Okay, now, for this part of my blog, I'm going to tell you all exactly what I think of the following people....
dvdguy: big stupid asshead.
pickles: freakin' too many of you eskimos taking our jobs
dotcom: doesnt get drunk after 6 or more drinks of wine, I'm impressed.
anna: I have no idea, I think the same of you drunk as I do sober
Okay, moving on.......what else should drunk Chad post about?
Hmmmmmm, I like conversation hearts. But I never read the comments. I bet most people do, but I just look at the flavor and then munch away. I used to look at the comments when I was a little kid, but no more. Just gets in the way of me munchin.
Okay, why don't I end this post before it gets out of hand.....
6 Comments:
Dude. I have but two words for you:
BC Powder
Gatorade
Live them. Learn them. Ingest them. Immediately.
By Anonymous, at 12:03 AM
I have some gatorade I think. No bc powder.
By DeNirogator, at 12:04 AM
You were drinking? I don't remember that.
By Anonymous, at 1:22 AM
I don't either
By DeNirogator, at 6:50 AM
After all we've been through you don't know how you think of me... I am crushed....
By Anna, at 1:32 PM
I like the white conversation hearts...BTW. And I read the comments. You should too, now they say "email me" and "IM me" and "suck my..." Oh wait maybe not that....
I forget now.
:)
By Anna, at 1:35 PM
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