Just to set the record straight......

Okay, once again I've been inundated with calls, emails, letters and faxes so let me just set the record straight once and for all....

I am NOT a god. I am mortal.

I am not all-knowing, just very close to it (I can understand the confusion on that one).

I was not on VH1's sexiest bodies list, because I declined to be a part of the show. I have a mind, I am not a piece of meat you know...

I am not in "Mensa", because, quite frankly, have you seen those people?

I am not a re-incarnation of James Dean or Clark Cable. As far as I know.

And I am not the most caring, sweet and wonderful guy on the planet. I'm sure I'm in the top 5, but number one? Come on, I have a little humility folks, stop embarrasing me!