Me and you are friends, sucka!

Alright everybody, I have a proclamation to make. If I am a friend of yours, I have just become your best friend. From here on out, when somebody asks you who your best friend is, you will reply: "Why, Denirogator is!" or my actual birth name. This decision is final and just accept it and move on. I don't want to hear any whining.

If we are not friends, I just became a friend of yours, so suck on that.

(Of course, if you are a co-worker of mine, none of the above applies)