Update on Melissa
Just wanted to give an update on the impending death of our Beloved Melissa E....
Melissa has expressed that in lieu of flowers, you make a donation to the charity of her choice, the feed the Chad fund. Denirogator approves of this worthy cause.
Anyway, Melissa has missed the last 4 days of work and will probably survive, but has been coughing and feeling bad a lot. She has had high temperatures. She has been spending her time watching DVR and DVD's.
And now I will give you a qoute from Melissa, "(cough cough cough) I haven't been this sick in 10 years".
I risked my life and limb yesterday to bring her fries, the first thing she's eaten in 3 days basically according to her. She did not have ketchup with her fries, which is bizarre behavior for her.
Melissa has expressed that in lieu of flowers, you make a donation to the charity of her choice, the feed the Chad fund. Denirogator approves of this worthy cause.
Anyway, Melissa has missed the last 4 days of work and will probably survive, but has been coughing and feeling bad a lot. She has had high temperatures. She has been spending her time watching DVR and DVD's.
And now I will give you a qoute from Melissa, "(cough cough cough) I haven't been this sick in 10 years".
I risked my life and limb yesterday to bring her fries, the first thing she's eaten in 3 days basically according to her. She did not have ketchup with her fries, which is bizarre behavior for her.
posted by DeNirogator at
12:05 PM
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Sick schmick.
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Anonymous, at 3:46 PM
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