Oddities and Quirks
When you are "tagged" you are supposed to post a blog and list seven of your own very unique oddities/quirks. I was "tagged".
1. I am double-jointed
2. I have been shot with a shotgun
3. I am jackass-intolerant
4. I'm shy and nice but write like I'm some kind of badass.
5. I have the strength of ten men. Small men mind you, but 10 of them nonetheless.
6. I once raped Minny Mouse. To be fair, the bitch was kinda asking for it.
7. One time I ate an entire train, piece by piece, after I had just derailed it with my penis.
(1-4 are true. 5-7? See number 4 again)
1. I am double-jointed
2. I have been shot with a shotgun
3. I am jackass-intolerant
4. I'm shy and nice but write like I'm some kind of badass.
5. I have the strength of ten men. Small men mind you, but 10 of them nonetheless.
6. I once raped Minny Mouse. To be fair, the bitch was kinda asking for it.
7. One time I ate an entire train, piece by piece, after I had just derailed it with my penis.
(1-4 are true. 5-7? See number 4 again)
posted by DeNirogator at
9:09 AM
2 Comments:
Note to whoever "tagged" denirogator: See what you did? Let that be a lesson onto you.
By
Anonymous, at 11:25 AM
Shot with a shotgun?
Maybe it was it Chad season?
"SHHHHHH be very, very quiet...I am Chad hunting."
By
Anna, at 3:14 PM
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