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Monday, April 10, 2006

Pizza sandwich from 7-Eleven

Just had to quote Tarek (the mensa member) from the Apprentice tonight. These are his words shouting seriously to pedestrians passing by on the street:

"It's a great day to try the new pizza sandwich! Your life will never be the same! It will completely change your whole concept of reality!"

posted by DeNirogator at 10:10 PM

14 Comments:

  • Was his concept working? I would like a life changing pizza sandwich.
    I can't stand that show, Donald Trump annoys me.

    By Blogger Anna, at 11:36 AM  

  • Mensans annoy Denirogator.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:48 PM  

  • I just learned a new word. "Mensans".

    Now I will make a FOX special, "When Mensans attack".

    Or a series, "American Mensan". (aka the most lame series ever)

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 12:53 PM  

  • Just DON'T attempt "Mensans Gone Wild"

    I've seen it.

    It's scary.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:20 PM  

  • LOL

    Now that would be a good SNL skit.

    Wish you had given me that idea when I was making my "parody" movie.

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 2:22 PM  

  • "Wooooooooo! Whip out yer brain!"

    "Yeaaaaaaaaaah let's see that high I.Q. baby!"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:24 PM  

  • "Queen to rook 4, hahahaha!!!!hahahaa!!!! I'm just kidding, queen to rook 9...."

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 6:06 PM  

  • Nope, sorry to disappoint but truth is waaaay stranger than fiction.

    All members of OurHometownMensa:

    --A gun collector. Had at least one in each room. Under the sofa, beside the chair, on the desk...
    --A porn fan. Would not hesitate to tell you about all his porn. Weird porn, "normal" porn, foreign porn, domestic porn. All porn, all the time.
    --Then there was the one who didn't shake hands and would shrivel at the mere mention of human physical contact. I really wanted to lock him in a room with Porn Guy for a few hours and pop some popcorn.
    --The Trekkies who married each other. In a Star Trek themed wedding. Wore black when Deep Space 9 was cancelled.

    I could go on for HOURS. We're talking full-length feature here!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:51 PM  

  • No wonder you have disassociated yourself from that stellar group of people. Though maybe you should have made a documentary...

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 8:43 PM  

  • If only I had found my voice-- it was truly a tale to tell!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:33 PM  

  • Documentaries are where it's at. I need pickles to be unfairly accused of murder, or dvdguy to go on an all Waffle House diet or something so I can become the next Morgan Spurlock or Errol Morris.

    Or I need to film "March of the squirrels"

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 10:05 PM  

  • So your hometown Mensa group consists of Dick Cheney, Me, Howie Mandel, and me again.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • My documentary is going to be about you and your porn trekkie exploits....

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 9:20 AM  

  • Hey, don't knock Trekkie Porn. It's fantastic.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:21 AM  

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