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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Keepin' it Real

Normally I post frivolous fluff and don't offer hard hitting opinions or serious debate and discussion. Well not today. Because if there is one thing I do like, it's that you have no idea what you are going to get when you visit "Take this Blog and Shove It". So today, you are going to get some serious views and opinions.

Okay, don't you think it's time we took these midgets to task? Who the hell do they think they are? Look, just because you are shorter, that doesn't mean you are any better than me. I know, I know...we try to get everything as small as possible. The smallest cell phones, smallest video cameras, etc. Yes, they are the perfect compact-sized humans that can fit anywhere with ease and are made for portability. But shouldn't we all be equal regardless of height?

Why is it that if they remake the Wizard of Oz, I have no shot whatsover at getting a job as a munchkin? Is that fair? Judge me on my talent, not how tall I am. I can represent the Lollilop Guild just as good as any freakin' midget out there. Enough is enough.

9 Comments:

  • Little people.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:43 AM  

  • I hear ya man. Can't live with them, can't deep fry and eat them. What the heck are they good for?

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 7:55 AM  

  • I personally have a problem with tall people...they think they are so great just cause they can reach stuff...

    By Blogger Anna, at 9:09 AM  

  • That's just it...I can do more than just manual labor. I have a brain! I'm more than just a reaching machine!

    By Blogger DeNirogator, at 10:35 AM  

  • You're right, we short peple need you tall peoeple for lots of other things....like.....hmmmm.....ummmm... well, I'm too short to see out of my peep hole...a tall person could do that...

    By Blogger Anna, at 11:22 AM  

  • You men and your preoccupation with size...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:14 PM  

  • At least he'd be able to pull off the striped tights.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:37 AM  

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