Wisdom

Alright listen up, a lot of you saps have been writing, calling and faxing for me to bestow upon you more pearls of wisdom. Well, FINE. If it will shut you up for at least another day, I'll oblige with a few.....

If you are parched, try finding yourself a beverage. You won't believe the positive benefits that will occur.

If you are practacing for Easter with Denirogator, and you are hiding easter eggs for Denirogator to find, you better hide those mutherfuckers real good, because I'm gonna find every last fucking one of them. I don't play around okay? Do NOT waste my time and hide a fucking egg sitting on a table or in the middle of the couch or any of that bullshit. Make like you are fuckin' david copperfield and make those little bastards disappear. If you can't give me a challenge, then I'm not going to practice for Easter with you anymore, and then everyone loses, alright?

And finally, if you like having pretty trees and plants and flowers and the like around to make the world a beautiful place, keep exhaling that carbion dioxide, because they crave that shit like crack. I'm not kidding. They can't get enough of it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I got some not dying to attend to.....