I've been a baaaaaad boy....
I have something to admit that I'm so ashamed of....
I know what you're thinking, "Denirogator....what did you do? Denirogator....where is the $40 in House Cash that we won?"
Well, you know, the thing is.......::bursts into tears:: I spent it! I spent it all!!!! In a moment of weakness I found myself at Gators and blew it all.
I spent every last dime. Hard!
It's gone....gone with the wind.
Look, you all are as much to blame as I am, you should not have trusted me with so much power. It was burning a hole through my wallet and I couldn't resist.
I even befriended the bald guy that gave us the crucial answer than enabled us to win. He said I should leave that silly mind bullets team that needs his intelligence to get anywhere in life and join his. He's really a sweet guy if you just give him a chance. Which my quick to judgement team would never do. It's fight first, ask questions later for my cohorts. I guess a group can get pretty cocky when they know one of their members knows kung fu.
I know what you're thinking, "Denirogator....what did you do? Denirogator....where is the $40 in House Cash that we won?"
Well, you know, the thing is.......::bursts into tears:: I spent it! I spent it all!!!! In a moment of weakness I found myself at Gators and blew it all.
I spent every last dime. Hard!
It's gone....gone with the wind.
Look, you all are as much to blame as I am, you should not have trusted me with so much power. It was burning a hole through my wallet and I couldn't resist.
I even befriended the bald guy that gave us the crucial answer than enabled us to win. He said I should leave that silly mind bullets team that needs his intelligence to get anywhere in life and join his. He's really a sweet guy if you just give him a chance. Which my quick to judgement team would never do. It's fight first, ask questions later for my cohorts. I guess a group can get pretty cocky when they know one of their members knows kung fu.
posted by DeNirogator at
12:41 PM
7 Comments:
Good riddance to dead weight, that's what I say to you, Benedict Arnold.
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Anonymous, at 1:28 PM
Look, give the guy a chance. He's really got a tender side to him and he's really really deep.
He said this to me: "Have you ever looked up in the sky and just said....whoa..."
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DeNirogator, at 1:54 PM
He's like an older/balder joey lawrence.
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DeNirogator, at 1:55 PM
Balder? He couldn't be any balder. Hey now!
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Anonymous, at 3:09 PM
Don't use my immense powers of Kung Fu as an excuse to get cocky...
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Anonymous, at 12:45 AM
Hey, personally... my mouth has been writing checks that only your Kung Fu powers can cash for quite awhile now.
You are kinda like that gun that Indiana Jones cockily reaches for in Temple of Doom. If I turn around and you aren't there, I'm running.
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DeNirogator, at 9:58 AM
I refer to dotcom as "the enforcer"
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DeNirogator, at 10:26 AM
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