Push it, push it real good

As you can tell, I like to push the envelope. I never mail it, I just push it all over the place. Sometimes I kick the envelope. Sometimes I just neatly stack the envelope with other envelopes on my desk. You never know what you are gonna get with me, know what I'm sayin'?

Visions of Sugar Plums

Ever had Plum Pudding? I haven't. Heard of it though.

So I'm in the grocery store and I see "English style Plum Pudding"....and I check to see if it has the necessary requirement....Yes! Microwavable! So I now have Plum Pudding at home to make whenever I desire. The directions said to also get their "brandied hard sauce" to pour on it, but I could not find any brandied hard sauce at the store. I don't know if this sauce is essential to the Plum Pudding experience or not.

The label was kind of interesting, it gave this little history of Plum Pudding and said something like the Puritans banned it, deeming it so rich that it was sinful.

17 number ones?

And I couldn't name a single Carey song if my life depended on it.....

"CAREY ON: With "Don't Forget About Us" now topping Billboard's Hot 100 chart, Mariah Carey has tied Elvis Presley for second place among recording artists with the most No. 1 singles in the rock era. Carey and the King now each have 17 (although some music-biz sources credit Presley with 18; long story), while The Beatles boast 20 (backwards versions not included)."

Holiday Message

I'd like to extend to my one reader, a very Merry Christmas, or happy Hanakuh, or whatever new age fooey you believe in but the rest of us know is hogwash.

New Poll is out!!!

Yes, it's that time again kids. Time for the new updated friend rankings!!!! Some of you will be pleased to see you've moved up in the polls, others may have dropped some. If you dropped, maybe you need to take a good long hard look in the mirror at what you've done. I take no responsibility for your actions. Don't shoot the messenger folks. But as always, you could have a good week and move up in the next poll release!

1. Alex

2. Howie

3. Cindy

4. Beauregard

5. Catherine (sometimes we call her Catherine the not-so-great, :) heehee!)

6. Paco

7. Bob

8. Pierre

9. Jim

10. Juanita


Honerable mention in alphabetical order: Brandy, Brian (no, the other one), Chuck, David, Jen, Jessica, Katie, Keith, Laura, Leslie, Mandy, Melissa, Patrick, Paul, Peter, Scott, Steve, Stephen, Schmerber and Xander.

That's Right, Fakey New York!!!!

Storytime

Well it's time to tell you a tale, so sit back, grab a warm cup of cocoa and settle in kids. Let's see, the year was 1972. A crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a
maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today,
still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find
them - maybe you can hire......this group of guys.

The End.

Vegas update

As I am writing this, some barely clothed girl is shoving her bosom and buttucks in my face. She is wondering why I am on the laptop. Well I have to give an update to the hottest blog on the internet that is sweeping the cyber community.

Anyway, I got up at 3:30 a.m. on saturday for my flight to Atlanta. In Atlanta I was to meet my father and we would go on a flight together to Las Vegas. 7 a.m. in Atlanta and I'm at my gate. The flight leaves at 8:55 a.m. and I'm expecting my dad to show up anytime from Virginia. Lo and behold it's boarding time and my dad is nowhere to be seen. Lo and behold it's 8:55 a.m. and I'm off to Vegas alone having no idea what happened to my dad. And he's the one with the hotel reservations. Was this just some elaborate practical joke to have me go off to Vegas by myself? Or had something bad happened to my dad?

I thought it was odd that he did not call to let me know what was going on. Turns out his flight got in late and he arrived at the gate at 9:01 a.m.
When I got into Vegas there was finally a message on my cell. The good thing was that my dad was alive, and more good news, he was catching another flight and I would only have to wait about an hour and a half for him.

Well, so far I have seen a reality show contestant, saw the Penn & Teller show, met Penn & Teller, rode a rollercoaster on the top of the Stratosphere, been to Hoover Dam, been to old time Vegas on freemont st., and visited some of the hotels such as the Luxor, Ceasar's Palace, Bellagio, the Wynn, Harrah's, etc.

I saw they had "War" at the Wynn, I think I will play that. I'm about to start my gambling tonight, some craps....maybe some War.....maybe some slots.

Oh, and to those in the know of my predicament...some of the fine restaurants I've eaten at include McDonald's twice and KFC. Jealous??? There are a zillion interesting restaurants here, but I will have no chance of going to any of them unless I am rude and leave my company and go by myself.

I'm excited to talk about Penn & Teller, but not now......the naked lady with boobs in my face is getting annoyed.

Vegas and the Viva-ing

Well, Saturday I'm off to Vegas till Wednesday. There will be some loathing going on, there will be fear, and eventually I'll be leaving.

I'm going with my father, which I imagine will considerably cut down on the debauchery and depravity that could occur.

If I hit the jackpot on a slot machine, I just want to let you all know that I've always hated you and merely tolerated your asinine behavior and you can kiss my ass. If I don't....hey! How's it going! I'm back from Vegas! What's going on this weekend?

How scary am I? Apparently not much.....

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

Rankings

Okay, I'm going to do something somewhat bold and audacious.

Something that even possibly lacks a little class.

But you know, you gotta stir the pot sometimes.

I am going to rank, in order, my friends, based on how much I like them and value their friendship.
I'll start with number one (most value) and go to ten (least value). Now these rankings could always change, you could have a good week and move up in the polls, so don't get discouraged if you are not as highly ranked as you feel you should be.

1. Cindy

2. Jim

3. Ric

4. Al (sometimes called Alexander the not so great...hehee)

5. Janet

6. Cosmo

7. Aloyicious

8. Barney

9. Yakov

10. Barb

Honerable mention (in alphabetical order): Brian (no, the other one), Chuck, David, Jen, Josh, Katie, Keith, Laura, Leslie, Mandy, Melissa, Paul, Peter, Scott, Steve, Stephen, Schmerber and Xander.

Food Porn: Denirogator style

Well, it's time for me to fire my canons in the Food Porn War.

Now I don't actually own a digital camera, so I will describe my culinary creation.

I will be dining on a frozen boston market dinner. Beef pot roast and mashed potatoes and gravy.

Game, set and match. Thank you.