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Face recognition

Okay, this thing is hilarious, you have to trust me on this one. Go to this website.....www.myheritage.com

You have to do a free sign up, but it's worth it. You upload any photo and it can do a celebrity scan and tell you who you look like. It will show you the top 3 or 4 celebrities you resemble. You can also pinpoint the face you want it to scan in the picture.

My top three from my first photo......Sean William Scott, Jean claude van damme and Jude Law.

I tried some photos of other people I know and the result was very amusing......

Bob Loblaw

Hopefully this camera won't take too many red eye shots

Pickles

DVDguy and Melissagator

Lil Nephew

Hey

Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on

Abnormal Behavior

You Are 24% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

"And so you see, I dont have a camera....."

Kinda embarrassing really

You Are 8% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

How Evil Are You?

Five Bucks!

A young man makes the discovery of a lifetime and finds that sometimes, money does indeed buy happiness.

3 Cool Cats

Oh hell yeah!!!!!! Rankin/Bass in the House!!!!!!

Autistic Kid

I saw video of this kid on the news. They showed him draining a long 3 point shot at the end of the game and the entire place storming the court and lifting him up on their shoulders.

For those not basketball savvy, 20 points in 4 minutes is almost unheard of. That's an outstanding amount even if you played the ENTIRE game (40 minutes)

http://www.wroctv.com/sports/story.asp?id=10211

Somebody Hug Me!!!!!

Preview

Dramatic, action-packed new trailer.....(and I know I misspelt "unforgettable")

Odd two question test

Strange little two question test.........with only two questions it can't be super accurate, and thus many things below I don't agree with. Especially about being burdened by responsibility or the cartoon (because I do not disapprove of anything I like!). Plus I would never say that opening quote, though I do strive to do things the right way.

the Perfectionist Test finished!

you chose CZ - your Enneagram type is ONE. "I do everything the right way" Perfectionists are realistic, conscientious, and principled. They strive to live up to their high ideals. How to Get Along with Me Take your share of the responsibility so I don't end up with all the work. Acknowledge my achievements. I'm hard on myself. Reassure me that I'm fine the way I am. Tell me that you value my advice. Be fair and considerate, as I am. Apologize if you have been unthoughtful. It will help me to forgive. Gently encourage me to lighten up and to laugh at myself when I get uptight, but hear my worries first. What I Like About Being a One being self-disciplined and able to accomplish a great deal working hard to make the world a better place having high standards and ethics; not compromising myself being reasonable, responsible, and dedicated in everything I do being able to put facts together, coming to good understandings, and figuring out wise solutions being the best I can be and bringing out the best in other people What's Hard About Being a One being disappointed with myself or others when my expectations are not met feeling burdened by too much responsibility thinking that what I do is never good enough not being appreciated for what I do for people being upset because others aren't trying as hard as I am obsessing about what I did or what I should do being tense, anxious, and taking things too seriously Ones as Children Often criticize themselves in anticipation of criticism from others refrain from doing things that they think might not come out perfect focus on living up to the expectations of their parents and teachers are very responsible; may assume the role of parent hold back negative emotions ("good children aren't angry") Ones as Parents teach their children responsibility and strong moral values are consistent and fair discipline firmly Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele The Enneagram Made Easy Discover the 9 Types of People HarperSanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages You are not completely happy with the result?! You chose CZ Would you rather have chosen: AZ (THREE) BZ (FIVE) CX (TWO) CY (SIX)

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on ABC You scored higher than 0% on XYZ

Link: The Quick and Painless ENNEAGRAM Test written by felk on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The New Andy?

I never got the chance to tell him how on the mark he was and what a compliment it was, but JBH said something to me very profound once. In asking me about my humor on the internet, I was explaining that I basically act like a sarcastic wiseass and that I really don't mean 99% of what I say or post about. That it's all just for off the wall humor's sake. (The friend rankings for instance).

He then said to me, "So, it's kind of like an Andy Kaufman like thing."

I had never thought of it that way, but that is totally accurate. Basically I try to do humor where I never wink at the audience and let them know it's all a joke. I just count on either their intelligence or the fact that they know me and know I'm actually a nice person in the real world. Andy Kaufman did some bizarre stuff, and NEVER would let on that it was all a joke. From his "tony clifton" persona, to his wrestling shenanigans that led to a famous Letterman Show appearance that no one realized was a setup.

Now, in no way do I think I'm as out there as Kaufman, but I do think the analogy by JBH was a good one.

DeNirogator and DVDguy, together again, for the first time

Photo courtesy of Lesliedotcom

Movie clip

I've posted a couple on my other blog, let's see if this thing works here too...

Bet you didn't know this.....

Little known fact: I have never been defeated at Peek-a-Boo.

I am equally adept at the peek and the boo and have an unblemished perfect record. Do not even attempt to challenge me.

Have you ever

Have you ever thought to yourself......"Jeez, I'm thirsty.." and then went and got yourself a beverage?

Me too! I can't tell you how many times I've done the EXACT same thing. Seriously.

It's a small world when you get down to it. It really is. We all share these little life experiences without even stopping to think about it half of the time.

A Very Chad Valentine

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Enough's enough

When are they going to bring back "Good N' Fruity" ??

Every candymaker and drinkmaker have been trying to outdo themselves in coming up with new flavors.

Black cherry vanilla coke. Cherry vanilla dr. pepper. Lime Coke.

White chocolate peanut butter cups. Payday with chocolate or honey roasted peanuts.

Etc etc etc.

Yet my favorite childhood candy, the offshoot of "Good N' Plenty", "Good N' Fruity" is nowhere to be found. Bring it back I say!!
And have you noticed that something else I loved, fruit "Certs" has also been taken off the market? This stuff had retsyn in it and they take it off the market? Where are we supposed to get our daily supply of retsyn now???

It's like some evil Willy Wonka is out there screwing just with me.

Now, I demand satisfaction........bring back my fruity num nums!!!!!!!

Update on DVDguy

Still a schmuck....

Update on Melissa

Just wanted to give an update on the impending death of our Beloved Melissa E....

Melissa has expressed that in lieu of flowers, you make a donation to the charity of her choice, the feed the Chad fund. Denirogator approves of this worthy cause.

Anyway, Melissa has missed the last 4 days of work and will probably survive, but has been coughing and feeling bad a lot. She has had high temperatures. She has been spending her time watching DVR and DVD's.
And now I will give you a qoute from Melissa, "(cough cough cough) I haven't been this sick in 10 years".
I risked my life and limb yesterday to bring her fries, the first thing she's eaten in 3 days basically according to her. She did not have ketchup with her fries, which is bizarre behavior for her.

Grrrrrrr

31 years ago yesterday, to the very day, everything went to hell for me. I was one month and 3 days old and just enjoying the heck out of life. It was an innocent, beautiful time for me, full of new discoveries and quiet introspection on what it all means. Then this giant turd named DVDguy decided to pop onto Planet Earth and ruin everything.......

DeNirogator shirts available?? Say What??

Okay, I have opened my own little shirt shop. If you would like to have your very own DeNirogator designed shirt, click on the link or go to denirogator.spreadshirt.com

The prices all have to do with what kind of shirt it is, how many lines are used, etc. I make a small commission for each shirt sold, I'm not making out like a bandit and getting rich. I just like the idea of having shirts written by DeNirogator out there available if you would like them. All shirts are available in any color you would like.

DeNirogator's Store! Click here!

Now featuring Links!!!!

Well, thanks to some excellent geek tutelage, I actually have a list of links now!
So go visit all these wonderful (well most of them) people!!! And leave comments! And tell them Denirogator sent you! Okay, don't do that, that would be lame.

With a Vengeance

"Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was on TV yesterday. The film clearly does not compare to the firsr two, thus I have only seen it maybe once or twice, while I've seen the others many many times.
But I was curious as to how they would handle an important scene in the very beginning where the bad guy has John McClane stand in the middle of Harlem, wearing a sign that says, "I hate (the N word)".
Well much to my amusement, when the scene came, Sam Jackson looks up from his store he runs to see John McClane wearing a sign that says, "I hate everybody!". Better yet they still have the ominous music and close up into Jackson's eyes like, "oh my dear lord...no!"
Jackson says, "Call 911, tell them a white guy is about to be killed".

Yes, because as soon as someone sees him, they'll realize that they are part of everybody, and want to kill him for this!!!!

Another Political post

I know, I know, yet another political post from Denirogator...

Anyway, I don't know when this was said but I found it very amusing. Just listening to a podcast of Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller) and as they went to commercial or something the radio station played a clip of President Bush saying this: "You're free now. And Freedom is a beautiful thing. And it will take time to restore chaos....and order."

This is good stuff

Have you all breathed some of this oxygen stuff lately? You should try it. But I warn you, it's addictive. I'm completely hooked.

It has a cool, crisp, fresh flavor and apparently it's pretty good for you too. Though I'm not so sure about that, anything this good has to be bad for you somehow right?

But I don't care, everyday I've been all about the oxygen. It's consuming my life. Now that I've had a taste, I don't think I could live without it.